Oh wow -- you're actually reading this!!!! Ok, ok, ok.... Writing about myself is nowhere near as easy as I thought it would be! Where do I start? Well, let's see: what am I looking for? Ideally, a beautiful blond (or redhead, brunette, or black-haired beauty) with no gag-reflex and an oral fetish that loves to swallow!!!! Extra points if you own your own island (did you have to name it when you bought it?) or have a billionaire father and are the sole heiress! But I'll settle for a woman with a heart-beat.... oh, alright: or someone pretending to be a woman with a heart-beat (as long as the pictures you post are of the beautiful women described above!) What else? Ohhhh... nerd-joke alert! If a chemist dies in the forest, do you have to BARIUM? lol!!! ok, ok, ok... just one more... two atoms are walking down the street, when one turns to the other and says, "I dropped an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'M POSITIVE!!" get it? get it? get it? I guess I'm rambling, sorry about that! I have found that cyber is actually lots of fun, besides being safer and easier to arrange. So... if all we do is chat online for awhile, that's cool too.... it's an easy way to get to know each other! RANDOM JOKE: Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a fireman", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!" =)) Are you still reading this?? Oboy oboy oboy!! ummm... I got nothing else to say...divoced guy (check!) thinks he's funny (arguable, but check!) looking to chat with other women... and just take it from there! Hope to hear from you!!

Minha Pessoa Ideal Not really my ideal person, but while rambling, I thought I'd throw in a few of my pet peeves:

1. Don't you think that the Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

Que local você fantasia em ter um encontro sexual?:
Na praia, Em um avião, No cinema, Na minha mesa de trabalho, Em uma piscina ou jacuzzi, No elevador

Que tipos de atividades te deixam com tesão?:
Dar Sexo Oral, Receber Sexo Oral, Ménage à Trois, Masturbação Mútua, Brincar com comida, Fazer Filmes "Caseiros", Participar em Fotografia Erótica, Voyeurismo

Que fatores são mais importantes para você, quando poprcurando por seu par sexual?:
Habilidade em discreção, Aberto(a) à triângulos amorosos e/ou orgias, Apetite sexual, Disposição de discutir livremente e experimentar qualquer coisa, Nível de Criatividade/Excentricidade

Alguma vez já fez sexo virtual?:
Já o fiz tantas vezes, que já nem sei mais como digitar com as duas mãos.

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