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lovestolick619 48 H 171  Artigos	When Alice Went Deer Hunting   1/10/2014 It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her: "What are you up to?" Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he had many reservations about ... 2 Comentários, 200 Visualizações, 13 Votos ,4.82 Pontuação
Lost_Cause_69 51 H 6  Artigos	Hard Liquor...   20/9/2014 Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I’ve had, I’ve named after soda pops. The first one i called 7up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. The second one i called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do. The third i called Jack Daniels." ... 8 Comentários, 279 Visualizações, 25 Votos ,6.67 Pontuação
Lost_Cause_69 51 H 6  Artigos	Lunch would be ready......   15/9/2014 A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a ... 2 Comentários, 247 Visualizações, 21 Votos ,6.84 Pontuação
Lost_Cause_69 51 H 6  Artigos	Three kinds of each...   6/9/2014 A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This ... 3 Comentários, 157 Visualizações, 20 Votos ,4.91 Pontuação
sadako2l 43 M 4  Artigos	Lesbian joke #69   4/9/2014 What do you call a can of tuna on a lesbian's coffee table? Potpourri 2 Comentários, 88 Visualizações, 19 Votos ,3.26 Pontuação
vazzaam1 37 H 7  Artigos	bar joke   19/7/2014 A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest is gay, too!" On ... 7 Comentários, 342 Visualizações, 24 Votos ,6.65 Pontuação
GGnCerb 51 C 1  Artigo	Joke...   27/6/2014 How do you know you just had a good blow job? - When she gives you a blow job she sucks the sheets up your ass. Now how do you know the woman that just gave you that blow job is a good girl? - She pulls the sheets back out for you. 2 Comentários, 88 Visualizações, 25 Votos ,3.91 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto tmk345 41 H 12  Artigos	SIR   30/4/2014 A 1 Comentários, 59 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,1.66 Pontuação
thislustfulmind 42 H 28  Artigos	Fun Facts about the Great Vagina   28/4/2014 Fun Facts about the Great Vagina 7 Comentários, 262 Visualizações, 26 Votos ,7.02 Pontuação
thislustfulmind 42 H 28  Artigos	Interesting facts about the Penis   28/4/2014 Interesting facts about the Penis 6 Comentários, 177 Visualizações, 24 Votos ,7.33 Pontuação
rm_rituraj510 28 H 12  Artigos	Getting rid of Ex   4/4/2014 An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie comes out of the lamp and says, “I want to know the person you hate the most.” The explorer says, “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?” “I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish ... 3 Comentários, 284 Visualizações, 17 Votos ,5.39 Pontuação
rm_rituraj510 28 H 12  Artigos	how are people born?   4/4/2014 A asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about ... 3 Comentários, 171 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,4.85 Pontuação
Islandman209 47 H 6  Artigos	what women would do if they had a penis for a day   4/3/2014 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public ... 4 Comentários, 87 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,5.04 Pontuação
Islandman209 47 H 6  Artigos	WHAT MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY   4/3/2014 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing ... 2 Comentários, 63 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,4.82 Pontuação
Islandman209 47 H 6  Artigos	25 Secrets Girls Have To Know About Guys   4/3/2014 . Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys hate flirts. 3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. 4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. 5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual ... 1 Comentários, 68 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,2.86 Pontuação
Islandman209 47 H 6  Artigos	long distance   23/2/2014 How To Have A Long Distance Relationship VideoJug is here to help if geography is getting in the way of you and your loved one. Follow our guide on how to have a long distance relationship, and keep your relationship alive despite where you are in the world. Step 1: Talk it through You need to discuss your expectations of the relationship once you are apart, and set ... 0 Comentários, 22 Visualizações, 1 Votos ,2.40 Pontuação
LIKESTOLICKMOORE 46 H 23  Artigos	If You Use Handcuffs, Always Keep a Spare Key Handy   1/2/2014 I've even got a better idea, make sure you have one key on a string, around your wrist before you play, and have a spare on your key ring. The reason? My two best friends, Ted and Bobbi and I play around quite a bit. Sometimes I go to their house for MFM threesome, sometimes they come over to my house to have a mfmf party with Debbie and me. And sometimes, Ted and Bobbi just get ... 3 Comentários, 173 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,4.64 Pontuação
hysteroyster 33 M 2  Artigos	Foodie   27/1/2014 Urban Dictionary defines foodie as: a douchebag who likes food; though the terms "gastronome" and "epicure" define the same thing. I don't remember being an asshole due to my foodism, I have however perceived others as such when my desire for certain foods or eateries were denied. ...which I guess does indeed make me a douchebag. But who could resist the succulent steak ... 1 Comentários, 41 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,2.78 Pontuação
annie444u 52 C 135  Artigos	What Annie didn't tell you..............   23/1/2014 ....was that before she rolled the damn can of Crème of Mushroom soup perfectly under my right foot was: 1. the fact that we have wood floors and they had just been polished. 2. I was wearing socks, not shoes at the time of impact. 3. She had just opened the cupboard above me slamming me in the head with the bottom corner of the oak cabinet 4. That ... 3 Comentários, 101 Visualizações, 10 Votos ,3.19 Pontuação
annie444u 52 C 135  Artigos	Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen Ruin the Meal (er, uh, ruin one's head)   23/1/2014 My husband Danny is an excellent chef. If it can be grilled, he can grille it like no one's ever grilled meat before. If it can be broiled, he can broil it to perfection. He can bake, fry, you name it. However, sometimes we'll have guests coming over for a big dinner and he needs help in the kitchen....that's where I come in...or at least I used to. He gave me a list of ... 4 Comentários, 156 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,4.06 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto JustTestingTheW 29 H 11  Artigos	What to do   1/1/2014 What to do 0 Comentários, 23 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,0.49 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto JustTestingTheW 29 H 11  Artigos	What to do   1/1/2014 What to do 0 Comentários, 12 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,2.42 Pontuação
solidsingh2 29 H 6  Artigos	SPECIAL YESTERDAY BUT UNWANTED TODAY   30/11/2013 DO U KNOW WHAT HURTS THE MOST.........? ITS WHEN SOMEONE MADE U FEEL VERY VERY SPECIAL YESTERDAY....................................................................................................................................................BUT....................................................................................MADE U FEEL THAT U R THE MOST UNWANTED PERSON TODAY.....!! ... 3 Comentários, 58 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,3.47 Pontuação
jaipurcouple1979 41 C 3  Artigos	Glitter and Sparkles   1/10/2013 I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any ... 3 Comentários, 278 Visualizações, 15 Votos ,5.73 Pontuação
jaipurcouple1979 41 C 3  Artigos	Glitter and Sparkles   1/10/2013 I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any ... 3 Comentários, 100 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,4.80 Pontuação
TomRakewell 31 H 10  Artigos	Flakes.   18/9/2013 Tell your funniest flake story! 1 Comentários, 55 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,1.94 Pontuação
Badtrev 43 H 9  Artigos	On being discreet...   9/9/2013 I cannot speak for everyone, but in the case of my wife and I discretion is an absolute non-negotiable must. Her work is sensitive to anything that may be conveyed as "alternative" and my work is very publicly oriented where I talk to hundreds of different people a week. On top of that we're also involved in the community and have a lot of friends who might not be ready to understand. So we ... 2 Comentários, 162 Visualizações, 9 Votos ,3.21 Pontuação
LTSwing69 51 C 2  Artigos	Greener Grass   7/9/2013 Being that my husband was born and raised his whole life here in this small County He is pretty well known and knows most other locals that have been born and raised here. Its safe to say that when we meet new people If its through a mutual friend , they have already been pre warned or pre schooled that we are freaks. They don't know what to expect and though they all at one time or another ... 2 Comentários, 284 Visualizações, 15 Votos ,3.28 Pontuação
bostonguy27yo 32 H 1  Artigo	Ever Fart by accident while getting blowjob?   11/8/2013 haha 2 Comentários, 64 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,1.37 Pontuação
OneMikeHancho 29 H 2  Artigos	Say it isn't so!   26/7/2013 A hysterical woman came into the ER. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend while sitting in his parked car. She said she had gotten so mad at him that she pulled the key out of the ignition and put it in her vagina so he couldn't drive home! Now she couldn't locate the key to get it out. I couldn't find it either, so we concluded that it must have fallen out ... 4 Comentários, 364 Visualizações, 13 Votos ,2.81 Pontuação