Standard profiles can contact me... It might be fun. Wow... if you've read this far, I'm honored... most would and did stop at the first line. this means you might actually read about me, and if you don't. I understand. I might be too intense for a math quiz, . . Why I'm possibly here...... Greetings! I love meeting new friends for coffee, and taking them for long rides on my Harley, or just having awesome conversation at the bookstore..... stop on by and say hey! I have an oral fetish........ I love the intense passion and eye contact involved. It's absolutely intoxicating to me... Another thing.... I eat you FOR ME... not you..... I make you cum for ME... I want it all, to drain you dry.... G spot, A spot, Z spot... Then I'll start with Greek symbols maybe, what-ever..... There is no creature on this planet or all galaxies that enjoys it more. not a trillion years ago, not a trillion years in the future... you might eventually find better or have had better... I don't give a shit. but nobody likes it more... And, I'm definitely going to flip you over and eat your asshole too. (unless it's totally against your will. I'm not that kind of entity) Sometimes i might eat just that. to me, it's just as yummy as the front. I also have had a foot fetish since before the last ice age, for interested parties. I love curvy, well kept feet. Yes.............. I'm a dirty, naughty THING. I never claimed to be human or... a man. or, as many women want on here, "A REAL MAN" or a Prince.. I'm definitely NOT that. More, the hideous monster in the deepest pit, at the back of a really huge cave. I lick the windows that I installed in the cave...I drive the short bus out of it... up hill, both ways, in the snow, 100 miles minimum, around one single block....... yes. the neighbors? sometimes they are "concerned"...as..... The said bus.... is 30 degrees out of alignment. come on..... look at me! can you really even entertain the possibility of taking ME home to meet........MOMMY? =))=))=))=)) i'm not in a hurry, or am i desperate.....however, it would be nice to indulge again, so........ maybe...... if you're in to this. drop me a line.... thanks, V~ P.S. I've been pulling 12-16 hour days, so it might take me a day or three to get back to you... my sincere apologies... About me: If I'm lucky, I am but a gentle breeze meandering through the mists of eternity.... I'm from New Orleans, and i enjoy the mystery and energy that surrounds me, no matter where it is in the world, All are beautiful in their own way. I have lived everywhere from Siberia, where the forest speaks to you through the wind, to far Asia, sleeping in the towers of the abandoned parts of the Jiankou Great Wall in the mountains, to the Sahara, sometimes in forgotten ruins, From Egypt to Sahara Occidental, and sometimes just where the sands cradled me while i slept. I have also watched monkeys "doin it" on the massive walls behind the Taj Mahal in Agra, India, with the call to mosque from the Mosque towers in the distance, huge 5 ft wingspan bats flying over-head, and peacocks going hyyyoouuu hyyyouuuu over toward the abandoned leather factory in the field beyond.... Just call me Vin, or Wicked, what ever you're comfortable with. I also do suicide watch here, so in all seriousness, I'm here for you when the chips are really down. I love life, and this century's new meat-suit that I'm borrowing, and I'll convince you that life IS worth it, so I'll drag you out of the hell you're in, and pull you back into some kind of semblance of light... It's what I do. my way of giving back... That only the darkest can understand. Even souls like me, might be occasionally good for something, and.... then again, maybe not. It's not my call on that. I don't dwell on it.... after Siberia, I dwell on very little. ________________________________ Also: I do love READING profiles.... This IS what they are for. many are quite interesting, and some are "minimal artwork" on the wall, at best. Yes, I know it's a struggle to write one, but once you jump in, the water's fine, and it'll flow... Yes, pics are nice. i'd be lying if a said they weren't. but tell us about yourself... thanks! (rock-on emoticon goes here)

Minha Pessoa Ideal I don't WANT an ideal person...

I never go by first or any impressions, and i try to be as fair as i can to all....
people can pleasantly surprise you, so i never under-estimate anyone...

Subject: Who Is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ' You don ' t know Jack Schitt! '

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents ' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ' You don ' t know Jack Schitt, ' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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Sensual machine .....

Take a wrench, and notice the fine subtle curves, from the neck down to the handle, and gently take the bolt, hard, erect, and spiraled, and move it toward the grooved hole with a perfect fit, threads and spirals lining up, anticipating the tip entering the opening, and turning it gently at first, slowly so they mesh, with a small amount of locktight, that acts like a blue cool lubricant, and it feels smooth to the turning....
Slowly a good pace against your fingers, feeling good, ever better, as you turn it more down deep into the hole just ment for this hard steel-spiraled shaft, spinning, slowing, as the wrench hovers over to finish the job of the perfect fit, coming down over the bolt, cradling the head, as the real torque begins...

Oohh yeah, the wrench, the muscles and power that pull and twist, and pull again, as it drives your bolt home toward the head, as the hole accepts the shaft, deep inside it's incredibly tight walls, hot to the touch, as the satisfactory pulls guide it home to stay thrust to the hilt forever, and locked into place for the climax.........

A pause......another hole, and a shiny steel shaft, waiting to drive home...until the next bolt....... and the next....no wonder building something is so much fun.

Quais são seus cantores ou bandas preferidos?:
classical, house, trance, t.i., e-40, floyd, arkenstone
fred molin, type o-

Que local você fantasia em ter um encontro sexual?:
Na cama, Na praia, Em um lugar selvagem, No elevador, rolling fog, mountains, out of body, driving warm rain,
thunders

Que tipos de atividades te deixam com tesão?:
Dar Sexo Oral, Rimming (Sexo oral no ânus), Fetiches, Interpretação de Papéis, Vendas de Olhos, Couro, Látex, Massagem, a good creative brain turns me on

Você já fantasiou em transar com uma celebridade? Quem? O que ele(ela) tem que te dá tesão?:
not fantasized....no, not AT ALL!, but some are quite intriguing.....
Joan of Arc, Genevera De Benci, Cleopatra, Helen of Troy,
and Medusa...(you just shut your eyes, might be fun!)....modern
times, Heddy Lamar, (i actually was an aquaintance of hers)...did you know that she invented "call waiting"?......Linea
Quigley, Matilda May, and Kate Beckensdale... and i've
had relationships with two celebrities who are just awesome
achieving people, who would rather have not had so much
attention....

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