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Blow Job gone wrong 15/9/2021
As we are laying in bed. Me sucking his
cock him slamming the dildo into my pussy. We been at it for
20 plus minutes. I had already came 2 times. He wanted 3.
I raised my hips I was getting close he said ya suck it I
going to cum. I wrapped my lips around the head and went into
suction mode. He was pumping at my mouth when he jerked away
and Shot Cum straight ...
1 Comentários, 28 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,2.40 Pontuação
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Lunch would be ready...... 26/6/2021
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds
and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse,
sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation,
erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell,
and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a ...
2 Comentários, 247 Visualizações,
21 Votos
,6.84 Pontuação
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vibrator 26/6/2021
we were having
a party one night with a group of friends. we kept hearing
this weird humming sound coming from my room. we went
to go investigate and to my horror one of our friends
apparently went into our room into my nightstand and got
out one of my vibrators. they were all sitting around on
the floor with it turned on watching it vibrate across the ...
3 Comentários, 277 Visualizações,
9 Votos
,2.57 Pontuação
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"the bf's " 24/6/2021
My boyfriend and I live together. He has an eleven year old
that doesnt. Sounds simple enough heh? Well it's
not!!!! One of the weekends he had her, we were in our bedroom,
thinking she was asleep and began to fool around...with
the door closed of course. And just so you know how uncomfortable
the situation was ..we were practicing oral sex...i had
performed my half and was allowing him ...
2 Comentários, 705 Visualizações,
20 Votos
,1.08 Pontuação
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My Date From Hell! 24/6/2021
Written by: KyCre8iveGuy
NOW THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, MAY SEEM TOTALLY WEIRD
AND COMPLETELY CRAZY…BUT HAND OVER MY HEART…IT’S
THE COMPLETE TRUTH!!
I met a young lady on a Transgendered website. She was 35-years-old,
had long blonde, beautiful hair and the face and body of
a Goddess. We chatted for a while on the website and through
personal emails. Eventually, we ...
6 Comentários, 297 Visualizações,
39 Votos
,4.62 Pontuação
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A Cold Nose 23/6/2021
Max was my dachshund, I spoiled that dog. I let him sleep
on the bed he used to like to cuddle up.
<br>
I started dating a new guy, Max was a little suspicious of
my new beau, but was reasonably friendly.
<br>
The first time we had sex at my place we were in my bed. Max
was asleep in the frontroom in his basket by the TV.
The sex was hot and focused and at one point he ...
1 Comentários, 805 Visualizações,
36 Votos
,5.48 Pontuação
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The nite our found our handcuffs...lol 23/6/2021
The and I had gone to my moms for a couple of weeks in the
summer for a mini vaction...well when we got back my hubby
missed me so much he decided tonite he was gonna handcuff
me to the bed and make up for the last 2weeks...In the morning
we all got up...my hubby and I were getting ready for work
when my oldest (8 at the time) came in the bathroom
and said "mommy, why are there handcuffs ...
1 Comentários, 910 Visualizações,
28 Votos
,4.68 Pontuação
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4 sons 23/6/2021
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that
the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall,
while the youngest had black hair, dark eyes, and was
short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed
when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before
I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest my ?"
The wife replied, "I swear on ...
2 Comentários, 202 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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Time to rock out with your cock out! 18/6/2021
Last night, I was actually having sex. Now, what made this
a memorable experience, besides me having sex, is that
AC/DC's "TNT" was playing. And for the
first time in my life, I had rhythm. That whole, "women
to the left of me/women to the right" thing got my dick
harder than it's ever been.
So afterwards, while lying in bed, basking in the afterglow
and listening to woman lie to me ...
2 Comentários, 230 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,2.16 Pontuação
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arousal 18/6/2021
Many people may suppose that the question of the title is
a stupid one, given that the answer is so obvious: women
have breasts for feeding babies. In fact, the question
is a good one, because it is a mystery why the vast majority
of women has breasts. Most women are, at this moment, not
lactating, and yet they have breasts. If breasts were merely
for feeding babies, then ...
1 Comentários, 227 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,1.96 Pontuação
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Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake 4/12/2020
One of my "kinks" these days is weeding out the
various fake profiles that pop up in Parsexual.com now and then. So,
from the home office in Ypsilanti, Michigan, here are the
Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake <br><br>
10. The writer spels and speaks english goodly . 9. Uses a photo of a woman who should be a model 8. Uses a photo of a woman who actually IS a model ...
2 Comentários, 45 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,1.47 Pontuação
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Anal 14/8/2020
Care share an anal experiences that have gone bad?
0 Comentários, 23 Visualizações,
0 Votos
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?? Why is ?? 30/1/2020
If we have 3somes all the times but I can’t at females!?!!
Lol
1 Comentários, 8 Visualizações,
0 Votos
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The Sound of Incognito 28/1/2020
Hello incognito, my old friend I've come to do bad things again Stealth mode on while I'm creeping Releasing seeds if you catch my meaning And the visions that are planted in brain Still remain but not in web browser after I close out and delete all history
just in case <br><br>
In office I wasn't alone Nearly caught me on phone 'Neath desk fingers cramp And I think ...
2 Comentários, 16 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,2.47 Pontuação
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It's all about the points.... 26/1/2020
It's all about the ....It's all about the
....It's all about the ....It's
all about the ....It's all about the ....It's
all about the ....
2 Comentários, 18 Visualizações,
7 Votos
,3.30 Pontuação
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How well do you know each other :) 21/1/2020
: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man
doesn’t know his wife he marries her. <br><br>
Father: , that’s true everywhere.
5 Comentários, 40 Visualizações,
18 Votos
,2.99 Pontuação
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In the family way 12/1/2020
This is the story of a young lawyer who always spent his summer
vacation at the same place by the sea. He always went to the
same boarding house because the of the hotel looked
good enough to eat. Naturally, as the lawyer was handsome and with the summer
heat helping, the two young people quickly went from feelings
to actions. The next year, the lawyer found his sweetheart, and was
surprised to ...
4 Comentários, 125 Visualizações,
55 Votos
,3.28 Pontuação
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points 5/1/2020
4 the points
1 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,2.47 Pontuação
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i am not funnin in a relationship 3/1/2020
Just need to get some Points so I am adding something here.
1 Comentários, 14 Visualizações,
9 Votos
,3.00 Pontuação
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Funny 3/1/2020
Funny more points
0 Comentários, 12 Visualizações,
6 Votos
,3.37 Pontuação
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Cortitos 23/12/2019
- ¿Cuáles las mujeres que mejor conocen su cuerpo?
- Las que se masturban, porque lo conocen "al dedillo".
Se levanta una polla por la mañana, con los ojos todos pegados,
se pega una ducha, abre el armario y dice: -¿Y que cojones
me pongo yo hoy?
¿Qué le dijo el posavasos a la cerveza? -¡Rubia que frío
tenés el culo!
¿Qué le dijo ...
4 Comentários, 37 Visualizações,
6 Votos
,3.65 Pontuação
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Ahh youth 22/12/2019
So I like cumming on a womans tits or even her and of course
Im more in tune with the idea when the partner in question
wants it. Oh but what about a time when you lacked experience
and aim...Like hitting a womam right in the eye they they
are even near your . IE a shot arced back enough
land in her eye when we were laying side by side after lol
ahh youth
3 Comentários, 41 Visualizações,
19 Votos
,4.05 Pontuação
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Blowjob hickies 15/12/2019
I'm very partial receiving oral. Sometimes some
people get a little carried away and when I get home I notice
the head of dick is all bloodshot. I was telling friend
about this problem and he started calling them dickies.
Does anyone else run into this and what do you call it?
3 Comentários, 42 Visualizações,
27 Votos
,3.77 Pontuação
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bi 29/11/2019
to bi or not to bi , bye
2 Comentários, 28 Visualizações,
19 Votos
,1.67 Pontuação
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I love white woman 20/10/2019
I prefer white woman, I love my black woman but I also love
white woman because they are more freakier.
8 Comentários, 83 Visualizações,
50 Votos
,2.62 Pontuação
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Funny 10/10/2019
If its easy take it twice
3 Comentários, 68 Visualizações,
55 Votos
,1.86 Pontuação
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Living by the three F's. 29/9/2019
If it floats, flys or fucks. Rent it don't buy it. Anyone
else live by this?
4 Comentários, 55 Visualizações,
45 Votos
,2.36 Pontuação
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Try to have fun 23/9/2019
Keep your woman happy n always eat her pussy before you fuck
her
6 Comentários, 92 Visualizações,
61 Votos
,3.94 Pontuação
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Free bonus 18/9/2019
I remember Parsexual.com use to give u credits or 40 day gold or something
6 Comentários, 73 Visualizações,
55 Votos
,2.73 Pontuação
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Anal sex 18/9/2019
Is it just me or is anyone else worried about being s#$T on
6 Comentários, 45 Visualizações,
25 Votos
,2.25 Pontuação
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